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Health:

  1. Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
  2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
  3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
  4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
  5. Play more games.
  6. Read more books than you did in 2011.
  7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
  8. Sleep for 7 hours.
  9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.


Personality:

  1. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  2. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  3. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
  4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
  6. Dream more while you are awake.
  7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
  9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
  10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
  11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
  13. Smile and laugh more.
  14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

  1. Call your family often.
  2. Each day give something good to others.
  3. Forgive everyone for everything.
  4. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
  5. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  6. What other people think of you is none of your business.
  7. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

  1. Do the right thing!
  2. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  3. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
  4. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
  5. The best is yet to come.
  6. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
  • Track Name

    XP Startup Theme

  • Album

    Newgrounds Audio Portal - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio

  • Artist

    Bas3008

kickazproductions:

graphiteknight:

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cyborgvirus:

myst1c:

the-death-of-beely-ridondo:

crystalmikii:

thranduilsenpai:

ampvee:

impendingeargasm:

Anyone who hasn’t heard this needs to.

OKAY SO I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING C RYTING NOIW AND GHFASDHJsj’fy;k lhkjfdruytiuyo

I’m pretty sure this is the song they play when you arrive at heaven

That is so beautiful oh my God. Like is that literally actually the real version of it? is that actually what it’s really like? Oh gosh they need to bring this tune back to the computers. This song + Windows 7 

It was this long because it took a computer 3 minutes to start up in 2001.

Simulate the real thing by randomly pausing it and unpausing it every 5 to 20 seconds. And simulate the physical spinning hard drive sound by groaning staccato throughout.

lol

via spectrumpsionic [DUDE WHY]

holy shit no this can’t be real

I had an XP for like 7 years and never heard this, holy shit - somebody tell me who actually made this.

I feel like I have seen the face of God.

I was skeptical ALL THE WAY up until the last actual second

then it all made sense.

I was looking all over for this, and now that I have found it again, I’m rectifying my last mistake and reblogging it here so I don’t lose this again.

Here’s a comic to go with the music (I didn’t draw it):

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she-s-a-shy-one:

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ayyyyytyler:

fabuliciousfangirl:

d0ubleteamed:

thelanguager:

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

I will kill all of you

the titanic already took care of that

iT GOT BETTER

Not for the people on the titanic

OMG

yall will get a v.i.p in hell

dear god

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